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keep-clam-smoke-on-us:

Hahahahha!!
Sep 19, 2014 / 12 notes

keep-clam-smoke-on-us:

Hahahahha!!

Sep 16, 2014 / 160,168 notes

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

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Sep 16, 2014 / 98,440 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 152,131 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 668,577 notes

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 57,904 notes

wvnderbar:

i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

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Sep 16, 2014 / 153,704 notes

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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Sep 16, 2014 / 14,544 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 281,443 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 463,501 notes

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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Sep 16, 2014 / 178,676 notes

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white
Sep 16, 2014 / 828,604 notes

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

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Sep 16, 2014 / 3,932 notes

ungrief:

me: *swats at fly*

fly: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now 

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Sep 16, 2014 / 20,064 notes

sorry:

when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:

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Sep 16, 2014 / 477,122 notes

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt